AWESOME IDEA: SALSITSU

[Smerdyakov]

So there are two major threads of discussion on this forum that just ooze manliness: salsa and martial arts. ITT I make the radical suggestion that we combine the two to form the ultimate manly endeavor: SALSITSU, a salsa-based fighting style, the pinnacle of manliness and awesomeness.

Imagine: you are Jose Bondero, searching out the hidden base of a supervillain in Brazil. You order a vodka martini (shaken, not stirred) and then stride onto the dance floor and grab a tall, leggy Argentinian woman by the small of her back and whisper seductively in perfect Spanish. Then the music starts, and you begin dancing boldly with her, leading her all across the dance floor. No one can take their eyes off of the two of you.

Then, suddenly, the supervillain and his lackeys appear and start shooting up the place. You don't even stop dancing; you reach here and break one guy's neck, you step there and crush another's windpipe. The villains fall one after another until the music stops. Your partner looks around to find that the two of you are the only ones left alive in the room; you have dispatched the entire team of villains without even stopping the dance. She swoons, and you walk back to the bar, where your vodka martini is waiting. You drink it suavely, and then turn around and lead the beautiful Argentinian back up to your room, where you show her that you are just as much a man in the bedroom as you are on the dance floor.

[Jose Bonero 2.0]

Originally Posted by Smerdyakov

So there are two major threads of discussion on this forum that just ooze manliness: salsa and martial arts. ITT I make the radical suggestion that we combine the two to form the ultimate manly endeavor: SALSITSU, a salsa-based fighting style, the pinnacle of manliness and awesomeness.

Imagine: you are Jose Bondero, searching out the hidden base of a supervillain in Brazil. You order a vodka martini (shaken, not stirred) and then stride onto the dance floor and grab a tall, leggy Argentinian woman by the small of her back and whisper seductively in perfect Spanish. Then the music starts, and you begin dancing boldly with her, leading her all across the dance floor. No one can take their eyes off of the two of you.

Then, suddenly, the supervillain and his lackeys appear and start shooting up the place. You don't even stop dancing; you reach here and break one guy's neck, you step there and crush another's windpipe. The villains fall one after another until the music stops. Your partner looks around to find that the two of you are the only ones left alive in the room; you have dispatched the entire team of villains without even stopping the dance. She swoons, and you walk back to the bar, where your vodka martini is waiting. You drink it suavely, and then turn around and lead the beautiful Argentinian back up to your room, where you show her that you are just as much a man in the bedroom as you are on the dance floor.

Dude, check out Chuck Liddell on Dancing with the Stars

[Narcissist]

I thought this thread would be some variation on the salvia thread

[Jose Bonero 2.0]

Originally Posted by Narcissist

I thought this thread would be some variation on the salvia thread

STFUI

[Smerdyakov]

We need a salsa forum for development of ideas like this one.

[Jose Bonero 2.0]

Originally Posted by Smerdyakov

We need a salsa forum for development of ideas like this one.

Agreed.
Too bad that that faggot buddix is more interested in MM relationships...

[Smerdyakov]

Originally Posted by Jose Bonero 2.0

Agreed.
Too bad that that faggot buddix is more interested in MM relationships...

Jeez. What a faggot.

[Jose Bonero 2.0]

Originally Posted by Smerdyakov

Jeez. What a faggot.

Isnt he? Ever since Redseraph turn him out, buddix has been a cock starved maniac, why do you think that therock dumped him?

[Jose Bonero 2.0]

damn faggot mods...

[buddix]

Oh come on. If I was gay I'd be way more into dancing. Dancing is a such a gay thing. Stop projecting.