Wow, that was awkward

Nietzsche · 07-20-2007, 01:48 PM

okay, so i'm in a group with this completely socially inept girl who stares at me and basically is completely unaware of how to be socially attractive. i ignore her as much as possible because i dont socialize with such people, anyways here is what she said today while we were doing group work.

(in a quiet and try-hard seductive voice) "so when do you wanna meet up?" her

"for what?" i said

"what do you think?" she said

at this point i'm thinking that we have to meet up for some more group work.

"umm, i dont know." i said.

"so that you can fuck me." she said

taken aback, "i have a girlfriend." i said

"so you dont wanna fuck me." she said

"no" i said

"well thats the way you have been acting all class." she said

her ass is huge, kill me now.

Bob · 07-20-2007, 01:55 PM

sounds like a phsyco bitch. If you had done her.. it's likely she'd have gone fucking crazy.. murder would likely ensue.

Scorpio · 07-20-2007, 02:10 PM

Damn it we want a story not your complaints!!!11111111111111111

Night · 07-20-2007, 03:03 PM

Pix. You did the right thing, though, her psycho bitchyness/STD's afterwards wouldn't be worth the trouble. Unless you have the balls to fuck her in the ass at her place, wait until she falls asleep to steal something and leave, then act as if you don't know her the day afterwards.

Bakashu · 07-20-2007, 05:13 PM

try
{
pics of her and while you´re doing her;
}
catch(didn´t happen)
{
System.out.printf("%s","No pic no care");
}

themuz · 07-20-2007, 06:57 PM

I know a girl like this. She has the clap. I did not put it in her ass (!) when offered. She gave my friend the clap. She is a semi-hottie. Such a shame.

Good idea to avoid those types.. 'No such thing as a free lunch' and whatnot.

fooltable · 07-21-2007, 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bakashu

try
{
pics of her and while you´re doing her;
}
catch(didn´t happen)
{
System.out.printf("%s","No pic no care");
}

your code is bias

giraffe · 07-21-2007, 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nietzsche

okay, so i'm in a group with this completely socially inept girl who stares at me and basically is completely unaware of how to be socially attractive. i ignore her as much as possible because i dont socialize with such people, anyways here is what she said today while we were doing group work.

(in a quiet and try-hard seductive voice) "so when do you wanna meet up?" her

"for what?" i said

"what do you think?" she said

at this point i'm thinking that we have to meet up for some more group work.

"umm, i dont know." i said.

"so that you can fuck me." she said

taken aback, "i have a girlfriend." i said

"so you dont wanna fuck me." she said

"no" i said

"well thats the way you have been acting all class." she said

her ass is huge, kill me now.

I would've done it

GrifTheRed · 07-22-2007, 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by giraffe

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nietzsche

okay, so i'm in a group with this completely socially inept girl who stares at me and basically is completely unaware of how to be socially attractive. i ignore her as much as possible because i dont socialize with such people, anyways here is what she said today while we were doing group work.

(in a quiet and try-hard seductive voice) "so when do you wanna meet up?" her

"for what?" i said

"what do you think?" she said

at this point i'm thinking that we have to meet up for some more group work.

"umm, i dont know." i said.

"so that you can fuck me." she said

taken aback, "i have a girlfriend." i said

"so you dont wanna fuck me." she said

"no" i said

"well thats the way you have been acting all class." she said

her ass is huge, kill me now.

I would've done it

RedSeraph · 07-24-2007, 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GrifTheRed

Quote:

Originally Posted by giraffe

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nietzsche

okay, so i'm in a group with this completely socially inept girl who stares at me and basically is completely unaware of how to be socially attractive. i ignore her as much as possible because i dont socialize with such people, anyways here is what she said today while we were doing group work.

(in a quiet and try-hard seductive voice) "so when do you wanna meet up?" her

"for what?" i said

"what do you think?" she said

at this point i'm thinking that we have to meet up for some more group work.

"umm, i dont know." i said.

"so that you can fuck me." she said

taken aback, "i have a girlfriend." i said

"so you dont wanna fuck me." she said

"no" i said

"well thats the way you have been acting all class." she said

her ass is huge, kill me now.

I would've done it

07-20-2007, 01:48 PM	#1
Nietzsche Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: San Diego Posts: 362 Rep: 41	Wow, that was awkward okay, so i'm in a group with this completely socially inept girl who stares at me and basically is completely unaware of how to be socially attractive. i ignore her as much as possible because i dont socialize with such people, anyways here is what she said today while we were doing group work. (in a quiet and try-hard seductive voice) "so when do you wanna meet up?" her "for what?" i said "what do you think?" she said at this point i'm thinking that we have to meet up for some more group work. "umm, i dont know." i said. "so that you can fuck me." she said taken aback, "i have a girlfriend." i said "so you dont wanna fuck me." she said "no" i said "well thats the way you have been acting all class." she said her ass is huge, kill me now. __________________ "One should never neg hit a girl in comfort because a girl would much rather have sex with a penis than a dick." -Winston Churchill

07-20-2007, 01:55 PM	#2
Bob Original user title LOL! Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Canada Posts: 4,457 Rep: 1983	sounds like a phsyco bitch. If you had done her.. it's likely she'd have gone fucking crazy.. murder would likely ensue. __________________

07-20-2007, 05:13 PM	#5
Bakashu Robosnail Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: ::1 Posts: 565 Rep: 24	try { pics of her and while you´re doing her; } catch(didn´t happen) { System.out.printf("%s","No pic no care"); } __________________

07-20-2007, 06:57 PM	#6
themuz Pvt. Pyle Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: The foxhole with the atheist in it. Posts: 4,999 Rep: 673	I know a girl like this. She has the clap. I did not put it in her ass (!) when offered. She gave my friend the clap. She is a semi-hottie. Such a shame. Good idea to avoid those types.. 'No such thing as a free lunch' and whatnot. __________________ As life gets longer, awful feels softer, And it feels pretty soft to me. And if it takes shit to make bliss, Well, I feel pretty blissfully.

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07-20-2007, 02:10 PM	#3
Scorpio LadderWiki Student Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Seattle Posts: 1,758 Rep: 26	Damn it we want a story not your complaints!!!11111111111111111

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Night cock joke Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Chicago Posts: 323 Rep: 62	Pix. You did the right thing, though, her psycho bitchyness/STD's afterwards wouldn't be worth the trouble. Unless you have the balls to fuck her in the ass at her place, wait until she falls asleep to steal something and leave, then act as if you don't know her the day afterwards.

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