Guilty pleasure wanking

Ryan123 · 10-24-2008, 09:09 AM

A confessions thread. Those minor celebs that you secretly beat it to.

There are 3 types of women - 1) Women you'd love to have sex with; 2) Women you would never have sex with; 3) Women you'd sleep with if nobody would ever find out.

It is the third category that matters.

I'll go first:

Claire Sweeney and Davina McCall (UK peeps will know).

Paradise · 10-24-2008, 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ryan123

A confessions thread. Those minor celebs that you secretly beat it to.

There are 3 types of women - 1) Women you'd love to have sex with; 2) Women you would never have sex with; 3) Women you'd sleep with if nobody would ever find out.

It is the third category that matters.

I'll go first:

Claire Sweeney and Davina McCall (UK peeps will know).

Too many to list.

Misanthrope · 10-24-2008, 09:57 AM

Booface.

Himmler · 10-24-2008, 10:03 AM

There's quite a few. All of whose names I dont even know.

Dr. Timothy Von Icarus · 10-24-2008, 10:06 AM

vore, I like to pretend I'm a level 7 Tigerhino who's come across a lost little nymphet in the woods. I charge her, impaling her on my rock hard phallic rhino horn, and, while she's still alive, swallow her whole. SO FUCKING HOT.

Alternatively I like to pretend I am the queen ant of a super potent ant tribe. My ants climb on one another and shape themselves into the form of a person. We where clothes and in the jungle sneak up on people who think we're a lost person and then end up devouring them whole with out 100 million mouths. Fuck.

Misanthrope · 10-24-2008, 10:10 AM

Thread should now be tagged; Nightmare Fuel.

Thanks Tim. Fuck.

Herman Gelmet · 10-24-2008, 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ryan123

...Claire Sweeney

LOL, guilty.

Sarah Beeny, even though she probably doesn't belong in this category, being all MILFy and and stacked as she is.

Misanthrope · 10-24-2008, 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Herman Gelmet

...Claire Sweeney

I fail to see the negative.

booface · 10-24-2008, 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Misanthrope

Quote:

Originally Posted by Herman Gelmet

...Claire Sweeney

I fail to see the negative.

You must have failed to look at her face.

Herman Gelmet · 10-24-2008, 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by booface

Quote:

Originally Posted by Misanthrope

Quote:

Originally Posted by Herman Gelmet

...Claire Sweeney

I fail to see the negative.

You must have failed to look at her face.

Throw some paper bag on that bitch...

10-24-2008, 09:09 AM	#1
Ryan123 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 579 Rep: 31	Guilty pleasure wanking A confessions thread. Those minor celebs that you secretly beat it to. There are 3 types of women - 1) Women you'd love to have sex with; 2) Women you would never have sex with; 3) Women you'd sleep with if nobody would ever find out. It is the third category that matters. I'll go first: Claire Sweeney and Davina McCall (UK peeps will know).

10-24-2008, 10:06 AM	#5
Dr. Timothy Von Icarus Love Whale Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: THE SOUTH! Posts: 4,971 Rep: 1858	vore, I like to pretend I'm a level 7 Tigerhino who's come across a lost little nymphet in the woods. I charge her, impaling her on my rock hard phallic rhino horn, and, while she's still alive, swallow her whole. SO FUCKING HOT. Alternatively I like to pretend I am the queen ant of a super potent ant tribe. My ants climb on one another and shape themselves into the form of a person. We where clothes and in the jungle sneak up on people who think we're a lost person and then end up devouring them whole with out 100 million mouths. Fuck. __________________ There is no measuring Muad'Dib's motives by ordinary standards. In the moment of his triumph, he saw the death prepared for him, yet he accepted the treachery. Can you say he did this out of a sense of justice? Whose justice, then? Remember, we speak now of the Muad'Dib who ordered battle drums made from his enemies' skins, the Muad'Dib who denied the conventions of his ducal past with a wave of the hand, saying merely: "I am the Kwisatz Haderach. That is reason enough."

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