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Old 07-11-2008, 12:29 PM   #1
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OK I AM GOING INTO BUSINESS AS A TRADER OF SPERM. SOON TO BE ESTABLISHED IS THE SEMEN 500 INDEX (SPONSORED BY THE GNAA http://www.gnaa.us -NSFW). IF YOU HAVE AN INTERESTING RECESSIVE TRAITS LIKE BLUE EYES OR PIANO PLAYING ABILITY YOU MAY BE VALUED VERY HIGH BY SPECULATORS ON THE FUTURES MARKET.


GENTLEMENS PLEASE LIST YOUR SELLING POINTS AND YOU WILL BE ASSIGNED A BOND RATING (AAA, AA, A, ... Junk Bond/Semen Status).

- IQ
- Yearly Income
- Eye Colour
- Hair Colour
- Shoe Size
- Bulking rate etc...


THIS IS NOT A JOKE. SEMEN IS TRADING HIGHER THAN GOLD DUE TO LEGAL RELATED SHORTAGES IN ENGLAND AND IN THE PANTS OF MANY DYKES.
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Old 07-11-2008, 12:42 PM   #2
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Old 07-11-2008, 12:53 PM   #3
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OK I AM GOING INTO BUSINESS AS A TRADER OF SPERM. ALL OF YOU FINE STRAPPING YOUNG MEN ARE INVITED TO TRADE SPERM WITH ME. LETS GET STARTED.
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