fucking with the ads

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i think we need more feminine hygiene ads. like stuff about douches and tampons. the only way it's possible is if we all band together and talk about it.

the only brand i know is tampax. who makes a good douche? vik-k said drak has really soft hands, like a baby's. i have a fantasy where he feeds me similac.

when i worked at the gym i would find tampon wrappers behind the tanning beds all the time. they say women are cleaner than men? only if they know someone is watching. sometimes you find monistat boxes in the tanning trash because sunlight helps yeast infections. guys, can we get a feminine hygiene subforum going? i'll mod it. you know forum women cant be trusted with power over new meat.

inspired by an ad for manga swords and ninja throwing knives.