are scaring away new posters. For fucks sake I don't care about the opinions of anyone who has less that 200 posts here, and even then it's a little sketchy till 1000. I remember days when Sac would devote all of his time to hazing Krodos, those were our glory days, you all should be ashamed of yourselves. And noobs, go back above the fold before I reform the gay mafia and rape you and your unborn children till your hip bones are about as solid as the mashed potatoes your grandma made me before I skull fucked her.

Current posters: your current efforts are pathetic

fag

fag
GOD DAMMIT SAVE IT FOR THE N00BS YOU STUPID ANAL LOVING COCK MONGRLE.

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h227/therocklbc/garett.jpg

How come none of the vets around here are scaring away new posters?

Current posters: your current efforts are pathetic

Maybe we're sick of forumcest and want new blood?

What is 'above the fold' and why are noobs opinions automatically stupid or unwanted around here?

so i used the medicated gold bond on my testicles last night. it has been sometime since i've used that particular powder, as i've grown accustomed to the suppleness of the cornstarch powder. Man i miss that tingly feeling, its like - as a member that i can no longer remember once said - a thousand little fairies blowing on your balls.

man i love that story.

What is 'above the fold' and why are noobs opinions automatically stupid or unwanted around here?
http://iwforums.com/showthread.php?p=120431#post120431

I'm a fag

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How come none of the vets around here are scaring away new posters?

Current posters: your current efforts are pathetic

Maybe we're sick of forumcest and want new blood?

But can't we still make them earn it instead of being one of those beta-male "everyone's welcome" clubs? I mean, if they aren't confident enough to make it below the fold, they're not gonna be confident enough to ask out a hot chick. Well that's how it used to be, now it takes no merit to get recognised below the fold and about as much confidence as it takes to having sex with a pile of dough while looking at a "fat skanks" web site.

What is 'above the fold' and why are noobs opinions automatically stupid or unwanted around here?
above the fold is a running joke.... to me anyway.
history... this forum used to be on another server, with another name.. blah blah. it consisted of 2 main sections. Off Topic (here) and GLD (not here). that site took a ginormous shit and some created this one. Above the Fold refers to anything not in "The Abyss". i.e. that is the area where trolling is frowned upon, as that is the site where the most desperate deplorable sheep look to try and seduce women.

I'm a fag
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h227/therocklbc/mattuffe.jpg
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so i used the medicated gold bond on my testicles last night. it has been sometime since i've used that particular powder, as i've grown accustomed to the suppleness of the cornstarch powder. Man i miss that tingly feeling, its like - as a member that i can no longer remember once said - a thousand little fairies blowing on your balls.

man i love that story.

:lol: This is the quality I speak of

Maybe we're sick of forumcest and want new blood?

But can't we still make them earn it instead of being one of those beta-male "everyone's welcome" clubs?

We just temp-banned one of the n000bs, and the other was told to STFU in the feedback & suggestions section. What else do you want?

You want new blood? Okay, I'm getting my passport in three months. First trip; Canada. Destination: Calais's vagina. In nine months, you'll have new forum blood.

I'm a fag
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h227/therocklbc/mattuffe.jpg
I'm erect


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don't worry c/j I still think of you as a shitty n00b!

You want new blood? Okay, I'm getting my passport in three months. First trip; Canada. Destination: Calais's vagina. In nine months, you'll have new forum blood.
uhm, in your dreams. She wouldn't even e-fuck you. :roll:

You want new blood? Okay, I'm getting my passport in three months. First trip; Canada. Destination: Calais's vagina. In nine months, you'll have new forum blood.
uhm, in your dreams. She wouldn't even e-fuck you. :roll:

I played hockey. I was a goalie. She's a puck bunny. Of course she'll get wet.

don't worry c/j I still think of you as a shitty n00b!

See, we can all learn from Tim. He never backs down.

HARDCORE!

Krodos stuck around, regardless of many a hazing. Everyone gave up, because really who could be worse than krodos' dumb ass?

Krodos stuck around, regardless of many a hazing. Everyone gave up, because really who could be worse than krodos' dumb ass?

I love you too

so i used the medicated gold bond on my testicles last night. it has been sometime since i've used that particular powder, as i've grown accustomed to the suppleness of the cornstarch powder. Man i miss that tingly feeling, its like - as a member that i can no longer remember once said - a thousand little fairies blowing on your balls.

man i love that story.

Gold Bond + nutsack = instant awakeness for long runs.

You want new blood? Okay, I'm getting my passport in three months. First trip; Canada. Destination: Calais's vagina. In nine months, you'll have new forum blood.
uhm, in your dreams. She wouldn't even e-fuck you. :roll:

I played hockey. I was a goalie. She's a puck bunny. Of course she'll get wet.

Bitch, you played roller hockey. No one respects roller hockey players, not even Canucks and Swedes.

so i used the medicated gold bond on my testicles last night. it has been sometime since i've used that particular powder, as i've grown accustomed to the suppleness of the cornstarch powder. Man i miss that tingly feeling, its like - as a member that i can no longer remember once said - a thousand little fairies blowing on your balls.

man i love that story.

Gold Bond + nutsack = instant awakeness for long runs.

You want new blood? Okay, I'm getting my passport in three months. First trip; Canada. Destination: Calais's vagina. In nine months, you'll have new forum blood.
uhm, in your dreams. She wouldn't even e-fuck you. :roll:

I played hockey. I was a goalie. She's a puck bunny. Of course she'll get wet.

Bitch, you played roller hockey. No one respects roller hockey players, not even Canucks and Swedes.


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