vodkakiller
05-22-2009, 11:14 PM
It was brought to my attention by Misanthrope that I have nothing better to do with my time than teach women the proper techniques on how to fellate a guy. So ITT, I will be scheduling appoinments to begin your training in order to teach you basic techniques GUARANTEED to get your man off. Later in the program you'll learn more advanced techniques such as -
Knowing when he's about to burst
Getting him to the edge and keeping him there (without climaxing)
Swallowing without having to taste a drop
Losing that pesky gag reflex
Road head, do's and don'ts
Cupping the balls and other fun activities to do with your free hand(s)
Preventing cum in your eyes when getting a facial
These lessons aren't just for the good of your partner, they are for the good of all mankind. And remember, if you can get me off, you can get ANYONE off.
Free T-shirt for the first 5 forum women to register, so sign up now!
Vodkakiller (VK) retains the right to refuse service at all times. Offer not extend valid to minors under the age of 18, fatties, TallWhiteGirl, women with STDs, and overly sensitive persons with low self-esteem, no sense of humour or irrational religious beliefs. Unless the word absquatulation has been used in its correct context somewhere other than in this warning, it does not have any legal or grammatical use and may be ignored. No animals were harmed in the creation of this post, although the yorkshire terrier next door is living on borrowed time, let me tell you. Those of you with an overwhelming fear of the unknown will be gratified to learn that there is no hidden message revealed by reading this warning backwards, so just ignore that Alert Notice from Microsoft: However, by pouring a complete circle of salt around yourself and your computer you can ensure that no harm befalls you and your pets. If you have read this post in error, please add some nutmeg and egg whites and place it in a warm oven for 40 minutes. Whisk briefly and let it stand for 2 hours before icing.
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Knowing when he's about to burst
Getting him to the edge and keeping him there (without climaxing)
Swallowing without having to taste a drop
Losing that pesky gag reflex
Road head, do's and don'ts
Cupping the balls and other fun activities to do with your free hand(s)
Preventing cum in your eyes when getting a facial
These lessons aren't just for the good of your partner, they are for the good of all mankind. And remember, if you can get me off, you can get ANYONE off.
Free T-shirt for the first 5 forum women to register, so sign up now!
Vodkakiller (VK) retains the right to refuse service at all times. Offer not extend valid to minors under the age of 18, fatties, TallWhiteGirl, women with STDs, and overly sensitive persons with low self-esteem, no sense of humour or irrational religious beliefs. Unless the word absquatulation has been used in its correct context somewhere other than in this warning, it does not have any legal or grammatical use and may be ignored. No animals were harmed in the creation of this post, although the yorkshire terrier next door is living on borrowed time, let me tell you. Those of you with an overwhelming fear of the unknown will be gratified to learn that there is no hidden message revealed by reading this warning backwards, so just ignore that Alert Notice from Microsoft: However, by pouring a complete circle of salt around yourself and your computer you can ensure that no harm befalls you and your pets. If you have read this post in error, please add some nutmeg and egg whites and place it in a warm oven for 40 minutes. Whisk briefly and let it stand for 2 hours before icing.
This disclaimer does not cover misuse, accident, lightning, flood, tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption, earthquake, hurricanes and other Acts of God, neglect, damage from improper reading, incorrect line voltage, improper or unauthorized use, broken antenna or marred cabinet, missing or altered serial numbers, removal of tag, electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts, sonic boom, crash, ship sinking or taking on water, motor vehicle crashing, dropping the item, falling rocks, leaky roof, broken glass, mud slides, forest fire, or projectile (which can include, but not be limited to, arrows, bullets, shot, BB’s, paintball, shrapnel, lasers, napalm, torpedoes, or emissions of X-rays, Alpha, Beta and Gamma rays, knives, stones, etc.).
No license, express or implied, by estoppel or otherwise, to any Intellectual property rights are granted herein.
VK disclaims all liability, including liability for infringement of any proprietary rights, relating to use of information in this specification. VK does not warrant or represent that such use will not infringe such rights. In fact, that’s a very strong possibility.
Nothing in this document constitutes a guarantee, warranty, or license, express or implied. VK disclaims all liability for all such guaranties, warranties, and licenses, including but not limited to: fitness for a particular purpose; merchantability; non-infringement of intellectual property or other rights of any third party or of VK; indemnity; and all others. The reader is advised that third parties may have intellectual property rights that may be relevant to this document and the technologies discussed herein, and is advised to seek the advice of competent legal counsel, without obligation to VK. In other words, get your own #$^%#$ lawyer before you hurt yourself.
These materials are provided by VK as a service to his friends and/or customers and may be used for informational purposes only. Single copies may be distributed at will since it is unlikely that VK created this material independently as he has no creative skill.
TRADEMARK INFORMATION: VK and the VK logo are registered trademarks of VK.
VK's trademarks may be used publicly with permission only from VK. Fair use of VK's trademarks in advertising and promotion of VK products requires proper acknowledgment. If you use VK’s trademarks without VK’s express approval, he will get really pissed off.
*All other brands and names are property of their respective owners.
OWNERSHIP OF MATERIALS: Materials are copyrighted and are protected by worldwide copyright laws and treaty provisions. They may not be copied, reproduced, modified, published, uploaded, posted, transmitted, or distributed in any way, without VK's prior written permission, which is freely granted as long as you take VK’s name off in some lame attempt to either hide the materials origin or in the hilarious belief that the receiver of this material will think that you created it on your own, or somehow will think you more clever and intelligent that you really are. Except as expressly provided herein, VK does not grant any express or implied right to you under any patents, copyrights, trademarks, or trade secret information. Other rights may be granted to you by VK in writing or incorporated elsewhere in the Materials.
DISCLAIMER: THE MATERIALS ARE PROVIDED "AS IS" WITHOUT ANY EXPRESS OR IMPLIED WARRANTY OF ANY KIND INCLUDING WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, NONINFRINGEMENT OF INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY, OR FITNESS FOR ANY PARTICULAR PURPOSE. IN NO EVENT SHALL VK OR HIS SUPPLIERS BE LIABLE FOR ANY DAMAGES WHATSOEVER (INCLUDING, WITHOUT LIMITATION, DAMAGES FOR LOSS OF PROFITS, BUSINESS INTERRUPTION, LOSS OF INFORMATION) ARISING OUT OF THE USE OF OR INABILITY TO USE THE MATERIALS, EVEN IF VK HAS BEEN ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES. BECAUSE SOME JURISDICTIONS PROHIBIT THE EXCLUSION OR LIMITATION OF LIABILITY FOR CONSEQUENTIAL OR INCIDENTAL DAMAGES, THE ABOVE LIMITATION MAY NOT APPLY TO YOU. VK further does not warrant the accuracy or completeness of the information, text, graphics, links or other items contained within these materials. VK may make changes to these materials, or to the products described therein, at any time without notice. VK makes no commitment to update the Materials. In other words, if you screw it up, you’re on your own.
U.S. GOVERNMENT RESTRICTED RIGHTS: The Materials are provided with "RESTRICTED RIGHTS." Use, duplication, or disclosure by the Government is subject to restrictions as set forth in FAR52.227-14 and DFAR252.227-7013 et seq. or its successor. Use of the Materials by the Government constitutes acknowledgment of VK's proprietary rights in them and excludes him from ever having to pay income taxes ever again, along with assigning the rights of King of Rhode Island to VK to use as he sees fit.
Copyright © 2009 VK. All rights reserved.
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