Haha, I just read wingnut's story and found out he is way more gay than me. I have never fucked a man or been fucked by a man. Payback is a bitch motherfucker, I cant believe you gave me all that shit and flamed me for failing with women. You even called me a loser and laughed at me! LOL

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Sorry, you don't get to make fun of other posters until you have 500 posts, or you're a semi-hot girl.

His Avatar is a buck toothed beastling.

His Avatar is a buck toothed beastling.

someone requested earlier for me to change it to a diablo avatar, so I just did :D

i'm watching racheal ray, but not of my own will

Haha, I just read wingnut's story and found out he is way more gay than me. I have never fucked a man or been fucked by a man. Payback is a bitch motherfucker, I cant believe you gave me all that shit and flamed me for failing with women. You even called me a loser and laughed at me! LOL

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Wingnut probably wouldn't have turned down automatic pussy like you did.

Haha, I just read wingnut's story and found out he is way more gay than me. I have never fucked a man or been fucked by a man. Payback is a bitch motherfucker, I cant believe you gave me all that shit and flamed me for failing with women. You even called me a loser and laughed at me! LOL

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Wingnut probably wouldn't have turned down automatic pussy like you did.
whatever, I can still hit it if I want to. I still talk to her.

whatever, I can still hit it if I want to. I still talk to her.

Doubtful, girls don't tend to work like that man. Once your "window" opens and closes.. you miss your chance.

whatever, I can still hit it if I want to. I still talk to her.

Doubtful, girls don't tend to work like that man. Once your "window" opens and closes.. you miss your chance.
So then next her? :?

So then next her? :?

I wouldn't NEXT just yet, although you have blown it big time so far. You really need to get out with her WITHOUT the kids and see what happens.

So then next her? :?

I wouldn't NEXT just yet, although you have blown it big time so far. You really need to get out with her WITHOUT the kids and see what happens.
Yea, I am kinda hoping to that next. It all depends on her mom's schedule, wish I could have my mom watch the kids since she doesn't work, but I don't know how she'll handle that.

Yea, I am kinda hoping to that next. It all depends on her mom's schedule, wish I could have my mom watch the kids since she doesn't work, but I don't know how she'll handle that.

No, no, no. DO not bend over backwards attempting to solve the excuses she gives you of why she can't go out. If she wants to go out with you alone... believe me she would find a way. Granted, children make it more difficult and it might only be 1 day a week or every other week.. but she would make that day work.

ok, thanks bob

Hahahaha. Have YOUR mom watch this broad's kids while you take her out on a date? Hahaha. What the fuck are you thinking? Oh man.

Are you trying to be these kids' new dad? How is this not a hit and quit it situation? What the hell kind of message do you think it sends when you start introducing her to your mom and then have your mom babysit her kids while you two are out? Good lord.

Haha, I just read wingnut's story and found out he is way more gay than me. I have never fucked a man or been fucked by a man. Payback is a bitch motherfucker, I cant believe you gave me all that shit and flamed me for failing with women. You even called me a loser and laughed at me! LOL

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Total fail, dude. "LOL LOOK AT TEH FAGS!!12" C'mon, now. Really?

Hahahaha. Have YOUR mom watch this broad's kids while you take her out on a date? Hahaha. What the fuck are you thinking? Oh man.

Are you trying to be these kids' new dad? How is this not a hit and quit it situation? What the hell kind of message do you think it sends when you start introducing her to your mom and then have your mom babysit her kids while you two are out? Good lord.
Well, I really want to fuck her and its hard when she has kids. :oops:

Anyway, going back to my apt now, and I will give her a call to set something up for the weekend. I think I should still be ok. Bye.

Seriously. Really, all bullshit aside. Tijuana. It'd do you a world of good.

maybe wingnut should take wirt's anal virginity?

either that or he could go to Nevada where prositution is legalized.

either that or he could go to Nevada where prositution is legalized.

True, but Tijuana's quicker and cheaper. From Riverside it'll be like 5 hours to Pahrump, cause they can't have prostution in Vegas county.

Haha, I just read wingnut's story and found out he is way more gay than me. I have never fucked a man or been fucked by a man. Payback is a bitch motherfucker, I cant believe you gave me all that shit and flamed me for failing with women. You even called me a loser and laughed at me! LOL

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See, the thing is, I've gotten mad pussy, and still get it way more easily than you probably ever will. You, on the other hand, haven't... and can't. But if it makes you feel any better, you can rip on me. I'll still be the one tearing it up at night while you perform your nightly ritual of cry-wanking crybating.

the correct term (on this forum) is "crybate"

the correct term (on this forum) is "crybate"

Crybate = :cry: :fap:

whatever, I can still hit it if I want to. I still talk to her.

Doubtful, girls don't tend to work like that man. Once your "window" opens and closes.. you miss your chance.

What happened with that date?

Also, fucking other guys IS gay. Just saying.

What happened with that date?

http://iwforums.com/showthread.php?p=52892

Wow, these two make Krodos look good by comparison.

My bad, I shold've researched harder. Also, GODDAMN. That was funny and heartbreaking at the same time.

My bad, I shold've researched harder. Also, GODDAMN. That was funny and heartbreaking at the same time.

Tanz notes?

My bad, I shold've researched harder. Also, GODDAMN. That was funny and heartbreaking at the same time.

Tanz notes?

-shows up early to date, has to play with the chicks kids while she's getting ready
-they can't go to a movie (wirt planned it wrong since he thought the date was earlier)
-they go to chuck e cheese instead
-he chats with her and helps her with the children while at chuck e cheeses
-wirt feels creepy hitting on her while the kids are around
-they go back to her place, she touches him and makes out with him
-wirt gets scared and doesn't have sex with her
-wirt goes home a crybates

My bad, I shold've researched harder. Also, GODDAMN. That was funny and heartbreaking at the same time.

Tanz notes?

-shows up early to date, has to play with the chicks kids while she's getting ready
-they can't go to a movie (wirt planned it wrong since he thought the date was earlier)
-they go to chuck e cheese instead
-he chats with her and helps her with the children while at chuck e cheeses
-wirt feels creepy hitting on her while the kids are around
-they go back to her place, she touches him and makes out with him
-wirt gets scared and doesn't have sex with her
-wirt goes home a crybates

Yikes. How old is Wirt and how old is she?

Yikes. How old is Wirt and how old is she?

I just turned 28 and still a virgin and from reading this forum for the past week I can see that I've been doing a lot of things wrong with women. (http://iwforums.com/showthread.php?p=42609#post42609)

dunno how old the mom is

Haha, I just read wingnut's story and found out he is way more gay than me. I have never fucked a man or been fucked by a man. Payback is a bitch motherfucker, I cant believe you gave me all that shit and flamed me for failing with women. You even called me a loser and laughed at me! LOL

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Shame someone else being a bigger loser doesn't make you a winner.

You must spread some reputation around be for giving it to Narcissist again.

You must spread some reputation around be for giving it to Narcissist again.

You must spread some reputation around be for giving it to Narcissist again.

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Also, fucking other guys IS gay. Just saying.

On the real though, that's some nasty shit.

I'm not judging, just speaking my mind.

Wirt is such a loser, he shouldn't be talking.

You must spread some reputation around be for giving it to Narcissist again.

Maybe you do, but I don't. +1

Also, fucking other guys IS gay. Just saying.

On the real though, that's some nasty shit.

I'm not judging, just speaking my mind.

No, no value judgements there...

If you weren't a dick you'd say "Gee, that's not my thing, but whatever." Or you'd say nothing at all. But you've gotta "speak your mind"- and TWICE, UNPROVOKED, no less.

Blow me. You'd probably like it, you closet fag.

Gee, that's not my thing, but whatever.