There are some very good ones. But let's hear yours first.

Tell us yours first. I'm bored enough to actually read it.

Absolutes do exist.

Here's an absolute:

Female Genital Mutilation is not just an alternative cultural practice; it violates the harm principle and it's just fucking wrong. If the postmodernismfags want to label that sentiment as my western-chauvinist/hegemonic bias/InsertSociologyBuzzwordHere, then I shall lay my moral dick on the table and tell them to have a lick. Because I'm right.


Also, "there are no absolutes" is an absolute statement.

Absolutes do exist.
QFT. Also, I like the fact that most people are just plain wrong.

Absolutes do exist.
QFT. Also, I like the fact that most people are just plain wrong.

thats it df u cunt. typical. just sit there and say "ur wrong!" without actually backing it up with anything substantial or worthwhile. wanker

yes, I'm doing this essay too, fien, for my ethics class.

Here's an absolute:

Female Genital Mutilation is not just an alternative cultural practice; it violates the harm principle and it's just fucking wrong. If the postmodernismfags want to label that sentiment as my western-chauvinist/hegemonic bias/InsertSociologyBuzzwordHere, then I shall lay my moral dick on the table and tell them to have a lick. Because I'm right.


Also, "there are no absolutes" is an absolute statement.

I heard a great story awhile ago about the British occupation of India. During a traditional funeral everyone was getting ready to throw the widow onto the pyre when the commander of the local regiment stopped them. They told him that it was a cultural practice and that he should respect thier tradition. The commander replied that he also had a cultural tradition and that was to hang people who burned innocent people alive and that they should build their pyre and he'll start building a gallows and that they should all just see how everything works out.