Ryan123
10-24-2008, 09:09 AM
A confessions thread. Those minor celebs that you secretly beat it to.
There are 3 types of women - 1) Women you'd love to have sex with; 2) Women you would never have sex with; 3) Women you'd sleep with if nobody would ever find out.
It is the third category that matters.
I'll go first:
Claire Sweeney and Davina McCall (UK peeps will know).
Paradise
10-24-2008, 09:24 AM
A confessions thread. Those minor celebs that you secretly beat it to.
There are 3 types of women - 1) Women you'd love to have sex with; 2) Women you would never have sex with; 3) Women you'd sleep with if nobody would ever find out.
It is the third category that matters.
I'll go first:
Claire Sweeney and Davina McCall (UK peeps will know).Too many to list.
Himmler
10-24-2008, 10:03 AM
There's quite a few. All of whose names I dont even know.
Dr. Timothy Von Icarus
10-24-2008, 10:06 AM
vore, I like to pretend I'm a level 7 Tigerhino who's come across a lost little nymphet in the woods. I charge her, impaling her on my rock hard phallic rhino horn, and, while she's still alive, swallow her whole. SO FUCKING HOT.
Alternatively I like to pretend I am the queen ant of a super potent ant tribe. My ants climb on one another and shape themselves into the form of a person. We where clothes and in the jungle sneak up on people who think we're a lost person and then end up devouring them whole with out 100 million mouths. Fuck.
Misanthrope
10-24-2008, 10:10 AM
Thread should now be tagged; Nightmare Fuel.
Thanks Tim. Fuck.
Herman Gelmet
10-24-2008, 11:18 AM
...Claire Sweeney
LOL, guilty. :oops:
Sarah Beeny, even though she probably doesn't belong in this category, being all MILFy and and stacked as she is.
Misanthrope
10-24-2008, 11:23 AM
...Claire Sweeney
http://www.the-planets.com/star-biography/Claire-Sweeney-Biography-3.jpg
I fail to see the negative.
booface
10-24-2008, 11:30 AM
...Claire Sweeney
http://www.the-planets.com/star-biography/Claire-Sweeney-Biography-3.jpg
I fail to see the negative.
You must have failed to look at her face.
Herman Gelmet
10-24-2008, 11:31 AM
...Claire Sweeney
http://www.the-planets.com/star-biography/Claire-Sweeney-Biography-3.jpg
I fail to see the negative.
You must have failed to look at her face.
Throw some paper bag on that bitch...
Misanthrope
10-24-2008, 11:34 AM
Never do look at a girl's face. What's in her head is of no importance to me if I'm going to fuck her.
Narcissist
10-24-2008, 11:36 AM
I'd probably fuck carol vorderman :oops:
I wouldn't jack off to her though, my porn collection is far too high quality.